I saw these silly prompts on my WordPress home page today, and since I have a few longer posts in the works, I thought that it might be fun to spend a few minutes late at night writing something silly for a change. I hope you all find my humor funny, otherwise I am sure I just look like an idiot, and I only like that look when I choose to be moronic.
I would suspect that the best pet would be a some manner of tortoise , as they figured out long ago the proper speed by which life should be lived. And, they are mighty cute, and look a tad silly. Also, costume choices are infinite, this is clearly not a creature one would want to fuck around with…
For worst, I think that is easily a panther. Cats generally are not ideal, but a spooky black cat who sits in trees and takes no prisoners, is even worse! The only redeeming panther type is the pink variety, because having a pet French criminal would at least make for a good cocktail party story.
“Hello monsieur and madame, this is Jean-Claude, the most famous jewel thief this side of Monaco” (snooty laughter abounds until some poor sod chokes on his dry martini and biffs it)
Well, that is that. It has been ten minutes, and I want to go watch some T.V. since writing about serious topics is hard.
Adieu mes amis…
P.S.: There is an option to use some AI to make “SEO ideal title options” and I think that they are really funny and dumb. So, I think I might paste a few below each post as a small treat. Enjoy these soulless title options.
Best and Worst Pets: A Humorous Take
The Best Pet? Cute Tortoise vs. Spooky Panther
Tom's Thoughts and Ideas 
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